71. BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR

I've always wanted a change in my daily/weekly monotonous routine. Something unpredictable. I wake up on Monday mornings, knowing what will happen for the ever-repetitive week. Everything was done before and planned with perfect timing, just waiting for my shoes to step in place and play its part. I wanted something new; something that I never thought of; something unbelievable; something that makes my heart beat at its maximum rate; I wanted some spice!

... And it all happened.

Of course, grass is always greener on the other side. Things got ugly. There were countless misunderstandings. Profanity poured out like the Niagara Falls. Friendships were broken. A million tears were shed. It was a nightmare come true. And it all happened so fast! Before I knew it, it was over. There was no compromise, no understandings, no winners, no consolation.

However, I dare say that I'm glad it happened, as I have now seen through your facade and am not blinded by your devil-ish horns anymore.. You evil spawn of the darkness. Curse you with an endless chain of failures and depression! You roll in smelly stuff to disguise your odour, you satanic, maggot devouring, chemically based frog of a hermaphroditic blood-sucking diseased monkey. Until the next time you make your move, I shall remain in my shell; sharpening the cutting-edges of my blade, preparing to defend myself from your futile attacks, and making a counter-attack so bad that you won't even have time to regret what you have done ...